Sunday, October 29, 2006

Halloween Killjoy

Click It: Count Dracula not in the numbers, physicist says

So you see, zombies can be explained away by the ages-old "Japanese pufferfish toxin" excuse, and vampires are simply a mathematical impossibility. The professor goes on to break the news that Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all recently killed in a fiery plane crash. That's all I'm saying.

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