Tuesday, November 28, 2006

"I Swear to Grandpa: I Didn't Take Your Gel!"

That television train wreck of 2004, Growing Up Gotti, has just gotten worse.

Little Frankie, who I think was the youngest of the Gotti grandsons, has been arrested on drug charges.

He got pulled over after failing to heed a stop sign and they found marijuana, OxyContin, and morphine pills in the vehicle. The Gotti Diet, indeed.

Pauvre, pauvre petit gangster.

How we long for the simpler days of Growing Up Gotti's Missing Gel Incident or those times we went roving around the grounds of our estate in a golf cart, destroying whatever we like because our mother has no control over us and the mountains of family money have destroyed any sense of accountability. Now, all we have to look forward to is up to a year in prison and three-to-five stints in rehab before it all comes to a tragic, bloated end in Newark. (I'm guessing.)

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