Saturday, July 05, 2008

Nation Buys Porn With Stimulus Package

Uh-oh...apparently, we didn't hit the sectors the Bush administration expected when we got our six hundred dollarses.

In other news, it was reported recently that the high fuel prices have (understandably, one presumes) produced a downturn in the truckers-visiting-hookers business, and (legal) brothels in Nevada have been offering gas cards and other discounts including double the, ahem, services if you hand over your whole stimulus check...

What a country! In Soviet Russia, economy screws you!

(Oh, wait -- that's here, too.)

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