Sunday, June 21, 2009

7:20pm, Omni Severin Hotel, Indianapolis. INT - Men's Room

Omni Hotel Men's Room Attendant: (Squirts liquid soap in my hand)

Me: Hmm. That soap smells nice. What fragrance is that?

OHMRA, clearly a nonnative English speaker: Two weeks.

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