Tuesday, November 09, 2010

30 Days of Truth: VI

Background on the 30 Days of Truth series here.

Day the Sixth: Something you hope you never have to do in your life

So, now it's 9:00 on Day Seven and I'm just posting Day Six. Whatever, I think I'll just have to Day 3 myself and move on. (Bwahaha!)

Therefore. Something I hope I never have to do in my life...

I mean, I suppose I hope I never have to hurt someone or something. But I guess the "have to" part of that means it would be justified somehow -- like "kill Person X or we'll kill a family member." Or beating into submission a home invader. Or whatever. So, that's my answer, I suppose.

I do know that I hope never to have to use these words unironically.

And I've done things that I hope I never have to do again. For example, I hope I never have to wear a red, white, and blue sequined tophat again. I hope never again to have to dress as the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz. And I hope never again to grow a vast media empire, only to die alone on my palatial estate, clutching a snow globe and cryptically uttering, "Rosebud."

(That last one might not have actually been me; I forget.)


Melanie said...

What's so horrible about a red, white and blue top hat? It made for quite a fashion statement really...I'm sure it will catch on quickly.

Scott S. Semester said...

Haha, if you say so, Mel! :)